dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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