On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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