just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Welp...herpes.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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