just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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