anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
