We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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