I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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