Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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