I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Success! We fucked roommates!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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