he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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