im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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