sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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