Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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