You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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