I think I just saw someone hide a body.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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