Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I am mentally ready for anal.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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