he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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