i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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