I want to make a zoo with you.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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