my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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