have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
