spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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