It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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