I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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