sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I am one with the molecules
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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