5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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