i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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