Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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