New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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