would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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