I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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