Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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