Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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