I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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