he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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