This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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