Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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