is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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