I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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