My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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