I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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