It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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