ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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