Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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