That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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