Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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