Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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