When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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