why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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