i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I cannot find my penis.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We have so much sex to catch up on
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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