Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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