I just cut my nipple shaving
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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