Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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