I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize