So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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