Whod you bang
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're like a gay fantastic four
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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