its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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